source: Tristan Cafe Original Filipino Blog

How to Eat Kwek-kwek

Material: Tutpik

Bago isubo, make sure na may nakatusok na toothpick sa kwek-kwek.
Then tilt your head ng mga 45 degrees. Kung gusto mong lumiyad
ala-Pilita Corrales, mas ok. Hawakan ang toothpick, ibuka ang bunganga
at dahan-dahang isubo ang kwek-kwek. Ipikit ang mga mata para mas
dramatic.

Tip: Isipin na cherry or olive ang isinusubo para
effective. Pwedeng gamitin ang tutpik pangtanggal ng tinga, pwedeng
lagyan ng bulak para gawing cotton buds, or pwedeng ipang-tusok ng mata
ng kaaway. Alalahanin na milyon-milyong puno ang pinutol para gawing
tutpik na ipinangtusok sa kwek-kwek na kinain kaya make the most out of
it.

How to Eat Balut

Material: Teaspoon/Dessert Spoon

Basagin ang dulo ng balut sa pamamagitan ng kutsarita. Inumin ang
sabaw sa paraan na para kang nag-shot ng vodka sa shotglass. Sprinkle
with salt to accentuate the taste, iodized salt para mas chochal.
I-scoop ang laman ng balut sa pamamagitan ng kutsarita at kainin.
Durugin ang sisiw para hindi mo mamukhaan na sisiw ang isusubo mo.

Tip: I-scoop ang laman ng balut sa paraan na para kang kumakain ng ice cream o halo-halo.

How to Eat Mangga and Bagoong

Material: Bread Knife

Gamit ang bread knife, i-spread ang bagoong sa mangga. Dahan-dahang
isubo ang mangga, ngunit siguraduhin na nakatikwas ang mga daliri
habang hawak ito. Ngumiti ng pagkatamis-tamis kahit na kasing-asim ng
pawis ng di naligong boksingero ang manggang kinain mo.

Tip: Isipin na caviar in buttered bread ang mangga at bagoong.

How to Eat Bituka ng Manok

Material: Fork

Tanggalin ang bituka ng manok sa pagkakalagay sa stick. Tusukin ng tinidor ang bituka saka paikutin.

Tip: Kainin ang bituka ng manok na pinaikot sa tinidor sa paraang para kang kumakain ng pasta.

Til next lesson class. Kakain muna si Ms. F ng kwek-kwek.

Always remember:

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there’s only one today and I wouldn’t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

When I say good morning, it means I’m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!
Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don’t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

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One missed call, no one answered. Missed 1: Jesus. But He will never stop calling, no matter how many times you missed His calls… till you hear and answer. Jesus Loves You.

Never a weakness that He can’t fill. Never a sickness that He can’t heal. Never a sorrow that He doesn’t share. Moment by moment- you are under Jesus care.

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I love you and I miss you. If you have time, can you please talk to me before working. Always remember Me whether in good or bad times, okay. Sender: Jesus.

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Prayer is not an extra option nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. But when man prays, God works!

When earthly help is no avail, there’s one friend who will never fail. Just lift your eyes, the answer is there. For nobody knows the power of prayer. Have a worry free day!

Prayer is the key that opens your day to every blessing. It also is a lock that closes the night to keep you safe while sleeping. So what you have to do is "use your key all the time."

Smile! It will make you look better. Pray, it will keep you strong. Love, it will make you enjoy life.

Daily Prayer: Whatever plans I have in mind, Lord I surrender them to You. I will do the best I can but in the end, let Your will be done. Amen!

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